Professional crime-scene cleaner Wicky heads to the suburbs to mop up after a particularly grisly murder: your classic housewife-finally-snaps stabbing incident. It's a pretty standard Wednesday for Wicky, who is working with great speed to finish in time to make it to his favourite curry night at the local. If only he would stop being interrupted by people unexpectedly dropping in on the crime scene - including a mysterious, heavily armed woman.

Extremely pompous and important author Terence Redford is trying to write his latest masterpiece but is finding it difficult to concentrate: partly because of writer's block, and partly because his grandmother has recently burnt to death in his living room. Professional crime scene cleaner Wicky arrives to clean up and attempts to give Terrence a sense of perspective.

When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky meets the neighbour - and might have met his match.

Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up a burglary gone wrong. But things aren't what they seem, and Wicky's morals are tested.

Wicky visits a social media influencer with millions of followers and an unhealthy obsession with the 1980s.

Crime scene cleaner Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home, and bumps into his first "proper" girlfriend.