Join Dane and Shavid in a brain-melting journey to the most terrifying vista the human mind has ever encountered: the world of children's television. Witness the happy fly dance, purchase the most dangerous contraband, reminisce about beloved TV icons and get extremely moist in a children’s show so wrong that it’s completely unsuitable for children. Warning: Show contains Coarse Language, Drugs, Sex, Violence, and time permitting, Face Painting.