Founding Crane, Poole and Schmidt partner Shirley Schmidt returns to help bring order to the chaotic office.
Hal begins coaching Dewey's soccer team, much to Dewey's horror, and Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his new computer to act out the lives of his family.
The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.
Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.
Lois lets Hal go play poker with the guys, even though it's the same night as their ballroom dance lessons.