John Thomson

John Patrick Thomson is an English comedian, narrator and actor best known for his roles in The Fast Show, Men Behaving Badly, Cold Feet, 24 Hour Party People, The Brothers Grimsby and Coronation Street.

Skins · S2, E10

Final Goodbyes

The friends gather to say their goodbyes on the day of Chris's funeral.
The F Word · S2, E8

Bye Piggies

John Thomson takes on Gordon in the recipe challenge, bringing his favourite kitchen gadgets with him and the time has come to say goodbye to the pigs as Gordon takes Trinny and Susannah to the slaughterhouse.
Kingdom · S2, E4

Episode 4

Simon is back and tells Peter that he's ready to start work. Peter has to sort out a sponsorship dispute between the local sex shop and the cricket team - then he knocks team captain Nigel Pearson down while riding Lyle's bike. Meanwhile, Simon is having a passionate affair with a mystery blonde who turns out to be Nigel's wife, and Lyle is called upon to represent a lady who refuses to pay her council tax.