Kelsey Crane

Barney declares February 13th to be `Desperation Day', a holiday for women with low self-esteem because they are destined to be alone on Valentine's Day.

As Halloween approaches, Susan is forced to reveal her secret to a shocked Mike, Juanita becomes suspicious of Gabrielle's sudden interest in Grace, and Lynette is concerned about Tom's mother's memory lapses. Elsewhere, Bree learns a secret about Keith, and Paul is encouraged to take Beth out on a date in order to light a spark in their married life.

When Jim gets a personal financial reward for doing charity work, Cheryl pressures him to return the money, but he decides to spend it instead.