Myra Turley

Chandler and Monica risk embarrassment when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross hides his feelings for Charlie to help Joey woo her while Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage, hoping Phoebe won't find out.

Lightman heads to war-torn Afghanistan to determine whether an American detainee is telling the truth about the location of two captured Marines.

Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like part of the family, Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit, Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him, and Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers. Plus, Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

In Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers, and Claire goes on a shopping spree.

Hamptonites celebrate Halloween with a glamorous masquerade ball hosted by the Graysons, which is a perfect setting for Emily to drag out Victoria's skeletons.