Monica invites an old friend from high school for Thanksgiving dinner, unaware that he started a "We Hate Rachel" club with Ross. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe pretend to watch football to avoid helping in the kitchen.

Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine. When it reaches a boiling point, Boomhauer drops out as best man at the wedding and Hank is forced to take his place.