General Grant goes looking for a drink. After the execution of the Russian tsar, Shmuck Mudman and his family go to Moscow. Shakespeare's writers' room, the invention of fire and the real Kamasutra.

Judas betrays Jesus. Shirley Chisholm makes an important announcement. General Grant finds himself in trouble and Marco Polo meets Kubilai Khan.

Alexander Graham Bells makes a call; Shmuck Mudman gains access to the politburo; Sigmund Freud teaches psychoanalysis.

Jesus and Mary fall in love; Shmuck and Fanny Mudman; how the Pyramids were built.

Galileo is on TikTok. General Grant gets rescued. Shirley Chisholm meets George Wallace.

Amelia Earhart's fate is revealed. Jesus and the Fab 13 try to record the last sermon. The Civil War slowly draws to an end. A group of statues are removed to much applaud and irritation.