Cast & Crew
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Antonio BanderasGregorio Cortez -   
Carla GuginoIngrid Cortez -   
Alexa PenaVegaCarmen Cortez -   
Daryl SabaraJuni Cortez -   
Alan CummingFegan Floop -   
Teri HatcherMs. Gradenko -   
Tony ShalhoubAlexander Minion -   
Cheech MarinFelix Gumm -   
Robert PatrickMr. Lisp -   
Mike JudgeDonnagon/Donnamight -   
Danny TrejoIsidor "Machete" Cortez -   
Richard LinklaterCool Spy -   Johnny RenoAgent Johnny
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Guillermo NavarroPastor -   Norman CabreraFoOglie No. 2/Tall & Skinny
 -   Ermahn OspinaCab Driver
 -   Shannon SheaFoOglie No. 1/Flower
 -   Trant BateyFoOglie No. 3/Too Too
 -   Andy W. BossleyBrat
 -   J. J. DashnawBrat's Dad
 -   Kara SlackCarmen's Friend
 -   Emilio Navarro MackissackExcited Kid at Playground
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Louis BlackFinancier -   
Evan SabaraIntruder Spy Kid -   Rachel DuhamePresident's Robot Daughter
 -   Houston HookerLisp's Robot Son
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George ClooneyDevlin -   Charles Ramirez-BergFinancier
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Dick ClarkFinancier -   Steve HavensFinancier
 -   Roberto SantibanezFinancier
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Robert RodriguezDirector -   
Elizabeth AvellanProducer -   
Cary GranatProducer -   
Robert RodriguezProducer -   
Bob WeinsteinProducer -   
Harvey WeinsteinProducer -   
Robert RodriguezWriter