Jess' plan to use a male alter ego to buy a new car from a sexist salesman backfires; Schmidt and Cece worry when Winston decides to bring his prankster girlfriend to their wedding.
Fed up with being bullied, Steve and Snot join a karate class, where Snot is brainwashed by the Sensei. Klaus is forced to be an outside pet when he develops a horrible odour.
After learning that his father had dealings with Saddam Hussein, Michael quits the company and heads for Phoenix even as his father breaks out of prison and heads for Mexico.
After learning that his father is in prison for doing business with the old Iraqi government, Michael decides to wash his hands of the whole family and leave town for good.
As Maeby passes herself off as a studio executive overseeing production on The Old Man and the Sea, Buster ends up with a hook after a seal wearing a bow tie bites off his left hand.