Cast & Crew
- Antonio BanderasGregorio Cortez
- Carla GuginoIngrid Cortez
- Alexa PenaVegaCarmen Cortez
- Daryl SabaraJuni Cortez
- Alan CummingFegan Floop
- Teri HatcherMs. Gradenko
- Tony ShalhoubAlexander Minion
- Cheech MarinFelix Gumm
- Robert PatrickMr. Lisp
- Mike JudgeDonnagon/Donnamight
- Danny TrejoIsidor "Machete" Cortez
- Richard LinklaterCool Spy
- Johnny RenoAgent Johnny
- Guillermo NavarroPastor
- Norman CabreraFoOglie No. 2/Tall & Skinny
- Ermahn OspinaCab Driver
- Shannon SheaFoOglie No. 1/Flower
- Trant BateyFoOglie No. 3/Too Too
- Andy W. BossleyBrat
- J. J. DashnawBrat's Dad
- Kara SlackCarmen's Friend
- Emilio Navarro MackissackExcited Kid at Playground
- Louis BlackFinancier
- Evan SabaraIntruder Spy Kid
- Rachel DuhamePresident's Robot Daughter
- Houston HookerLisp's Robot Son
- George ClooneyDevlin
- Charles Ramirez-BergFinancier
- Dick ClarkFinancier
- Steve HavensFinancier
- Roberto SantibanezFinancier
- Robert RodriguezDirector
- Elizabeth AvellanProducer
- Cary GranatProducer
- Robert RodriguezProducer
- Bob WeinsteinProducer
- Harvey WeinsteinProducer
- Robert RodriguezWriter