After the death of his wife, Sheriff Miller is forced into retirement and replaced by Evie Barret. Evie discovers the town is possessed by demons, and that Stan's wife was the only one keeping them at bay. Stan and Evie must join forces to stay alive.

Stan's daughter Denise goes blueberry picking and comes home with a pet goat that turns out to be The Baphomet, an ancient, goat-based demon who wants both Stan and Dense dead. All because someone wanted blueberries.

Stan, Evie and Denise go speed dating and suddenly find themselves involved with their perfect match. Only they also find themselves growing weak and rapidly aging - even Denise, whose perfect match was a pot-bellied pig named Murgatroyd.

Evie attempts to rescue Stan's prized possession, his Bobby Orr hockey stick, from the church donation pile, only to find herself transported into the spirit world where she too, is on trial for witchcraft.

A strange crop of flowers starts growing in town, with each bloom bringing a new supernatural horror. Evie attempts to summon Stan's dead wife, Claire to help her stop them.

Denise gets mixed up with a group of goth kids who come to town hoping to contact a demon. Unfortunately, they succeed, and Denise finds herself possessed by the demon and therefore not on Stan's good side.