The guys hire Dee's friend, Terrell, to promote the bar; Charlie tries to prove he's not a racist, which always ends well.
A girl from Charlie's past reveals they have a child together; Mac sees the benefits of being a pro-life advocate; Dennis uses an abortion rally to meet women.
The gang notices an increase in underage patrons; they decide to make a few adjustments to appeal to their younger crowd.
The gang learns that Charlie might have cancer; they hatch a scheme to alleviate his pain; Mac proves that he's a narcissist.
The gang learns that the bar's safe has been stolen; Dennis buys a gun; the others suspect that it was an inside job.
Mac and Dennis befriend a patron found dead at their bar in order to win the affection of his granddaughter.
Rob McElhenney
Mac
Glenn Howerton
Dennis Reynolds
Charlie Day
Charlie
Kaitlin Olson
Sweet Dee
Danny DeVito
Frank Reynolds