Beetle Bailey

Sen. Trombone visits Camp Swampy and orders his favorite meal, duck. But the only duck in camp is Gen. Halftrack's pet. Australian General Billy Billibong arrives with his pet kangaroo to inspect Camp Swampy. Bunny's dad arrives in his World War I uniform... to show Beetle the doughboy style of fighting. The fortune cookie says "Beware of Beetles" and every place that Bailey goes disaster follows.

Snorkle's platoon is taught underwater demolition to clear the harbor for Admiral Bilgewater's ship. Sarge picks Zero and Beetle to help him deliver the statue of General Ruff Rider to the big unveiling. Beetle and Zero want to transfer to the maintenance corp. So they practice plumbing in Gen. Halftrack's home. Beetle and Zero set out to make a really big cake for Gen. Halftrack's birthday.

Beetle needs money for his two-week furlough. Beetle tries to elope with Bunny, but makes the mistake of letting Zero supply the getaway vehicle. Beetle and his pals are assigned to train the ferocious new Army dogs. To gain their confidence, they don dog costumes and get into the cage with them. A company of WACS is stationed at Camp Swampy. Sarge tries his hardest to get them to leave.

Bunny's father drives them to a picnic, while Beetle makes the sandwiches in the back seat. A slice of bologna gets loose and flies into the path of a motorcycle cop. Somebody stole Camp Swampy's "top secret." The offender will be shot. Beetle buys a good-luck magnet to help him through Friday the 13th. A mistaken order from the Pentagon promotes the Sarge's dog, Otto, to the rank of lieutenant.

Big inspection coming, so Sarge wants all the men on their toes in the morning. But his nightmares keep them up all night. Beetle goes on a quiz show and wins a butler for a day. Sgt. Snorkle puts on so much weight, he forces himself to diet...and he insists everyone do the same. Beetle and Zero wage war on a rabbit entrenched in the General's garden.

The Camp Swampy ceremonial breaks loose, rolls into Gen. Halftrack's office with Beetle and Cosmo hanging on. Gen. Halftrack has only a few days to train one of his platoons to parachute from 20 thousand feet. Beetle and his pals want to go to the big dance. but it's for officers only, and Sarge is determined it'll stay that way. Sarge is getting so fat, he blows up like a balloon and takes off.