Roy Goldman

Hawkeye has to deal with a critically wounded patient and his friend, who has leukemia, while Father Mulcahy tries to impress a visiting cardinal.

Colonel Potter needs to lower his blood pressure to stay in the army and Klinger has a bad reaction to some malaria medication.

Rumors run wild that the 4077th is going to be split up to staff a new MASH unit in the area.

Hawkeye realizes he has been treating one of the nurses unfairly while Hot Lips gripes about a recent inspection.

Colonel Potter and a friend play a sophisticated April Fool's Day joke on the doctors.

Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way and their motorcycle rushing back to the 4077th with some much needed medical supplies.