After Ted's latest stunt, Matty makes Ted go to school with John; Ted immediately decides to get expelled, leading him and John to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.

Matty evicts Blaire from his house after finding out about her drug business, so she bribes the family into letting her stay.

Zaradi svojega načrta, da bi se maščevala šolskemu nadlegovalcu, se Ted in John znajdeta v starševski vlogi.

Ted in John bi storila vse, da bi John lahko gledal svoj prvi film za odrasle.

Tedovi načrti z Johnom so prekrižani, ko ga Blaire prisili, da je njen voznik.

Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist; after the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.