Willie C. Carpenter

Benson investigates a police officer's accusations of sexual assault; Capt. Tucker's retirement party ends in tragedy.

The team investigates a telemarketer's report of the murder of a petty officer after hearing it over the phone, and it appears to be a hoax until the body of the officer is found.

When a meeting of the Edgar Allan Poe Society at the Independence Inn is interrupted by a minor fire, Lorelai must find rooms for the guests at various homes around town. Forced to relinquish her bedroom in her own house, Lorelai spends the night at Luke's place. Meanwhile, trying to decide amongst Harvard, Yale and Princeton, Lorelai and Rory make an extensive list of positives and negatives for each college. And Luke worries that Jess may not be attending school when he learns that Jess has been working a surprising number of hours at a local drugstore.

An old friend and former patient of Wilson's experiences paralysis in his right arm; House thinks his friend has cancer like before; Cuddy continues her search for real estate.