The last hope of the Russian cinema, director and producer Fyodor owes money to the mafia for the music video. Actor Sergey played many parts – from Jesus Christ to squirrel. Now Sergey has no more projects he is depressed and doesn’t know what to do. TV show host Ivan makes fun of everything. Ivan’s girlfriend can’t understand why he makes her laugh at breakfast, in bed and even at the funeral. Does that sound familiar? A poor foreigner accidently finds himself among the rich and the famous. As it turns out all our ideas about lives of the stars are myths. In reality everything is much worse. Trying to help the stars solve their problems our hero falls in love with the mayor’s wife and decides to try and abduct her from the Moscow Olympus.