A Crisis for Christmas or The Dark Side of the Dark Side of the Moon

S1, E4: It's Christmastime at The Whorephanage, and while Black Dynamite loves the holidays, he's distracted by a problem: what can he get the orphans for Christmas? "How do you make a little Orpheen feel like he's got a mamma for at least one day out of the year?" Black Dynamite finds his answer in Little Orphan Arnold's enthusiasm for the impending lunar launch and his wish for a moon rock. But in promising to bring back a piece of the moon for the adorable little orphan, BD has his work cut out for him. With the help of a primate cosmonaut, his old rival OJ Simpson (Aries Spears), and the support of his Crew on Earth, Black Dynamite succeeds in going where no Black man has gone before.