Two and a Half Men

A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

Comedy

S4, E4: Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle. Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows--Judith's.

Oct 9, 2006 · 19m
Starring Christopher Neiman, Andre Ware, Michael Patrick McGill
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  • Christopher Neiman
    Joel
  • A‌W
    Andre Ware
    Officer Chamberlain
  • Michael Patrick McGill
    Officer Smith
  • K‌B
    Karen Baughm
    Det. Grimes
  • J‌J
    Juan Jose Dubon
    Hot Topic Employee
  • Holland Taylor
    Evelyn Harper

Information

Released
2006
Run Time
19 min
Rated
TV-14
Region of Origin
United States
© 2006 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc

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