Holiday

S1, E12: Dilbert is sick and tired of the holidays and feels they have all become a big waste of time. Dogbert has the solution. He goes to Congress under the auspices of the APWDBUD (The Association Of People Who Drink Beer And Use Dynamite) and convinces them to vote on consolidating all holidays into one -- National Dogbert Day. The idea has its merits until Wally is on the brink of suicide (he used to be able to spread his depression out amongst all holidays) and Dilbert realizes that he misses the true spirit of the holidays -- even with all their crassness, craziness and commercialism.