S1, E5: "I Used to be Funny". Johnny gets embroiled in a battle between two clowns fighting over who's funnier. And, Johnny hates clowns. / "My Fair Dork". Johnny turns Henry Higgins when he's got to turn a school geek into the picture of studliness: himself. / "Twas the Night". 'Twas the night before Christmas, and what do you know? Johnny takes Santa out with a powerful blow. And with Santa out cold, what can we say? Johnny Bravo's the dude with the sack and the sleigh.