S1 E3: Bromwell High has a new pupil - blonde-haired blue-eyed Spencer. Keisha starts to experience strange warm and tingly feelings every time she sees Spencer, causing her to shower him not with affection, but with punches. Meanwhile the Head of Year Eight position becomes vacant, resulting in a hard-fought battle between Miss Dickson ("the slutty one") and Mr Philips ("the stupid one"), both of whom set out to impress Iqbal with their teaching prowess. Keisha's violent tendencies land her in court where the "lady lawyer" puts it to Keisha that she in fact fancies Spencer, an accusation which Keisha strenuously denies. Will Keisha agree to ask Spencer out to save her own skin?