London Calling

S1, E1: Has there ever been a more contented bunch of animals? A stylish waterside apartment, excellent cuisine, a cellar full of Chianti and a subscription to celebrity magazine UH! are just a few of the perks of this pampered menagerie. Rumour has it that one lucky creature has been selected by their creator, Simmonds, to go through the door marked 'London' in the corner of the lounge. They believe this will mean a glittering life of star-studded premières and chic society dinner parties.. However, the truth isn't so glamorous.