Married with Fishsticks

S5, E15: A merman (Ted Raimi) convinces an injured Gabrielle (Renee O'Connor) that she is his wife and the mother of his children. While Xena (Lucy Lawless) bathes in the lake, Gabrielle tries in vain to quiet Eve's cries. Despite Xena's reassurances, Gabrielle doubts her ability to be a good mother. At the pier, Discord (Meghan Desmond) and Aphrodite (Alexandra Tydings) trade insults that escalate into a fireball fight.