S34, E1: Sketches Include Palin/Clinton Cold Open -Tina Fey Returns To Snl, As Sarah Palin, And Amy, As Hillary Clinton, Address The American Public Regarding Sexism In The Presidential Race. Phelps &Amp; Mom Monologue - Amy, As Michael's Mother Cheers Him On During The Monologue, As He Talks About Endorsements And Gets Interrupted By Will, A Shady Salesman, And William Shatner, Who Talks About Endorsing Reputable Brands. Quiz Bowl - Michael, Amy And Will Play Home-Schooled Children Who Answer Every Question Wrong On A Quiz Show. There's Got To Be A Better Way (Jarglove) - A Commercial For A Jar Opener Featuring Kristen, Who Must Go Through Extreme Measures To Open A Jar. Craig &Amp; Stacia - Kristen And Michael Play Freakish Children Who Scare Their Parents' Friends At A Dinner Party. Weekend Update - Seth And Amy, As Anchors, Parody The News. This Week, They Welcome: Will, As A Alaska Pete, A Man Who Defends Sarah Palin; Fred, As Nicholas Fehn, A Comedian Who Reads From The Paper; And Andy, As Cathy The Cartoon Character. The Charles Barkley Show - Kenan, As Charles Barkley, Hosts A Talk Show Where He Interviews Michael Phelps. T-Mobile Fav 5 - A Commercial For T-Mobile, Where Jason, A Father, Reveals That His "Top Five," Are All His Daughter's Hot Girlfriends. An Snl Digital Short: Space Olympics - A Short Film Featuring Andy, As The Host Of The Space Olympics. Pepper - Bobby Plays A Waiter Who Refuses To Take The Order Of His Patrons Because He Keeps Smelling Pepper. Michael Phelps Diet - Michael Does A Commercial For His New Diet Program, Featuring Tremendous Amounts Of Food.