Parents

S2, E15: From movie theaters to restaurants to parks, Dan is forever surrounded by obnoxious kids and, even more annoyingly, their oblivious parents who either do not know how, or refuse, to control their offspring. Fed up, Dan heads out to adopt his own child to prove that he would be a better parent than any of the horrible examples from his community. But when he finally finds the perfect child to mold in his own impeccable image, he learns that the kid already has prospective adoptive parents. If he wants the little guy, he's going to have to fight for him - literally! Dan is soon engaged in an all-out toy store free-for-all battle with a very determined young couple to see who is ultimately better suited to raise a child.