S1, E2: Carl promises Alex that he’ll be his science lab partner only to ditch him for the ever-beautiful Brittany. When Carl refuses to admit to Porter that he partnered with Brittany for shallow reasons, Porter magically makes Brittany look totally hideous to Carl. In spite of this, Carl refuses to admit the truth but, with his rapidly deteriorating partnership and the constant presence of “ugly Brittany”, how long can he hold out? Meanwhile, Jane interviews Dr. Cassabi for the school newspaper and quizzes him on his background, only to discover Dr. Cassabi is hiding a big secret!