Roseanne Stand On Your Man
Comedy · Classics

S5, E9: Arnie returns to Lanford to try and win Nancy back, and Roseanne enrolls in a self-defense course after being harassed by a strange man at the Lunch Box.

1992 · 20m
Starring Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold, Wings Hauser
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  • Sandra Bernhard
    Nancy Bartlett Thomas
  • Tom Arnold
    Arnie Thomas
  • Wings Hauser
    Ty Tilden
  • A‌P
    Albert Potash
    Thug customer
  • A‌W
    Annette Washington
    Woman customer
  • James Lew
    Male instructor
  • J‌K
    Joe Keyes
    First customer
  • Steve Jones
    Weirdo
  • Terri Treas
    Jane
  • J‌H
    Jeff Heston
    Alien 2
  • Morgan Fairchild
    Marla

Information

Released
1992
Run Time
20 min
Rated
TV-PG
© 1992 The Carsey-Werner Company

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English
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English (United States) (CC)

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