S1, E1: "The Ed-touchables": Edd is miffed because someone has been in his room, 'touching things.' Eddy says that word on the street is that everybody's 'things' are being touched. Eddy devises a plan to catch the mysterious "toucher" and make them all rich. "Nagged to Ed": The Kanker Sisters find the Eds bug collecting, and take them back to their mobile home. There, the sisters make them dinner, bring them powdered milk, and iron their undershirts. At first the Eds like it, but after awhile things start to get rough.