Breaking Wind

A spoof of the blockbuster TWILIGHT franchise, BREAKING WIND follows Bella who finds herself the object of everyone's affection including Edward Colon, Jacob the overweight but girthy werewold and Little Edward the three foot six pint sized version of Edward. If that wasn't enough to worry about Bella and the gang soon realise that an army of freshly turned vampires (Noobs) are making their way fown from Seattle to Forks to kill Bella after tracking her scent from her only copy of "Ebony Thunder" magazine. Both the Colons and the Werewolves must come together to protect Bella, battle these evil forces, beat them in a planking contest and do it all before Edward and Bella's big wedding day.