You Can't Win 'Em All

Movie · Action · Adventure

A couple of soldiers-of-fortune in 1920 Turkey, agree to escort three girls of important parentage and a shipment of gold to safety, but their greed gets the better of them. However, the soldiers are such bunglers that they lose some of their loot and are robbed of the rest. In the process they also lose the women.

1h 35m
Starring Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson, Michèle Mercier
Director Peter Collinson

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  • Tony Curtis
    Adam Dyer
  • Charles Bronson
    Josh Corey
  • Michèle Mercier
    Aila
  • Gregoire Aslan
    Osman Bey
  • F‌H
    Fikret Hakan
    Col. Elci
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    Salih Guney
    Capt. Enver
  • Patrick Magee
    The General
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    Reese
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    John Acheson
    Davis
  • John Alderson
    Davis
  • Horst Janson
    Wollen

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You Can't Win 'Em All

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A couple of soldiers-of-fortune in 1920 Turkey, agree to escort three girls of important parentage and a shipment of gold to safety, but their greed gets the better of them. However, the soldiers are such bunglers that they lose some of their loot and are robbed of the rest. In the process they also lose the women.

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Studio
Columbia Pictures
Run Time
1 hr 35 min
Rated
PG
© 1970 Columbia Pictures. All rights reserved.

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