Alice Callahan

Jill's husband, Andy, learns that his baby brother Lex has just earned $600 million from a big overseas sale, diminishing Andy's news of making partner at his law firm. Jill starts to feel the pressure to get her twins into the "right" kindergarten.

After a young call girl is murdered, the investigation leads Goren and Eames to a hard-partying, "rockstar" fashion designer extraordinaire.

Jill reluctantly throws Brooke a "sip 'n see" party so everyone can meet her newborn daughter. At the party, Candace enjoys a potent combination of painkillers and baby-tini cocktails, sending her aimlessly wandering the streets. Andy is overwhelmed by the extravagant perks of his new job. Later, Jill offers Andy a very special kind of virginity.

Brooke takes Jill to a children's museum to observe nannies in their natural habitat and to try to poach a caretaker to take home with her. However, Jill quickly feels useless when her new staff takes care of everything. With her newfound free time, she is pressured into helping Brooke plan her big NACHO benefit party, creating distance between her and Vanessa.

Brooke and her entourage of mombots launch an investigation to figure out who has been too honest with their kids about the harsh realities of the world. Jill finds herself lying to Vanessa about attending a $3,000-a-plate charity hat luncheon in Central Park. Andy discovers Lex’s shocking secret that could destroy the Von Webers.

Jill is forced to decide between attending Vanessa's 40th birthday party or Brooke's 80s prom-themed gala. Andy throws Jill for a loop when he tells her about Lex's relationship with his assistant. All hell breaks loose at Brooke's event when Candace reveals secrets that shatter the family's seemingly perfect façade.