Angelo Pagan

Doug and Deacon's planned office excursion is doubly disappointing when no one shows up except their irritating boss, and Kelly leaves Deacon moments before they're supposed to leave. (TV-PG)

Doug learns that Carrie is turned on if he imitates the accent of Rico, the hot new guy from work, while Arthur decides to chronicle his own life story. (TV-PG)

Carrie's infuriated when Doug sleep-talks about women while anesthetized, so she comes up with a proscribed list of women for Doug's daydreams.

Doug's plan temporarily works until Carrie decides she and Doug need to start exercising more. Meanwhile, when Arthur realizes he wasn't around that much during Carrie's childhood, he attempts to superimpose himself into some of her baby pictures.

Doug receives seductive messages from a woman who had a fling with another "Doug Heffernan" in the Hamptons. Doug tries

Jack is at the mercy of the criminal masterminds he has been working all day to capture, while Kim must prove her innocence after she is mistakenly swept up in a police drug sting.