Craig Huebing

Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human he tries to disqualify the swine. Famous pig lawyer Oliver Douglas is retained to fight for Arnold's winnings.

Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal shipped to Hooterville. Lisa knows real jewels when she sees them but Oliver's sure they're just costume. After taking them to be appraised the sheriff arrests Oliver for the jewelry store heist.

Max finds himself in more trouble than usual when KAOS threatens to cancel their annual party if nobody kills him.