Edward Schaaf

Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to bed until they hear the rest of the courtship story. Morticia resumes the tale via flashback including the ceremony beginning with Ophelia Frump Morticia's balmy sister as the bride.

Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor in a barrel goes berzerk spraying water and clothes everywhere before chasing the Ziffels out their front door. Oliver is more than happy to take their case and stick it to Haney in the courtroom.