Gabrielle Allan

Ted contemplates the mysterious ways of destiny after a string of bad luck that might just turn out for the best.

J.D. points out what seems to be a technical mistake to Dr. Kelso, but it was really an attempt of Dr. Cox to save a woman without insurance using a dead guy's insurance. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox show J.D. their different ways of looking at medicine. Meanwhile, the Janitor intimidates J.D., Elliot discovers the healing powers of her boobs and Turk gives Carla a pen he thought he took from the Lost and Found box.

J.D. decides not to starting dating again until Elliot does but then he finds out she is dating his brother (Tom Cavanagh); Turk learns he has diabetes and uses the diagnosis to gain sympathy from all his friends.