Jack Bernardi

Though she has misgivings, Lily is forced to send Herman to the bank to make a withdrawal so that they can pay their taxes. As insurance that nothing will go wrong this time, Lily sends Grandpa along with her husband. Their visit to the bank coincides with a series of robberies at the bank by burglars wearing false masks. When Herman and Grandpa enter the bank, they are immediately mistaken for bandits.

Bob runs the gauntlet of emotions when his old college girlfriend, Nancy, and her husband come for a visit.

Bob inadvertently talks Carol's new and recently separated boyfriend into breaking up with Carol and going back to his wife.

The Petries wonder if they're being duped when former maid Maria sends her matador boyfriend to work for them.

As Barney Miller and his detectives deal with a sugar addict and a elderly bounty-hunter, Det. Yemana suddenly doubles over with an appendicitis attack.

A screenwriter needs an angel for his movie. Enter Jonathan and Mark, who find that sometimes life imitates art a little too closely.