James Kline

Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor in a barrel goes berzerk spraying water and clothes everywhere before chasing the Ziffels out their front door. Oliver is more than happy to take their case and stick it to Haney in the courtroom.

Paladin goes to inform a cavalry corporal that he has won $600,000 in a lottery. But they may not live to cash in the ticket, they are trapped by several dozen hostile Indians.