Joe Mays

Rose has had it with Miles' penny pinching ways and decides to take Blanche's advice and go out with her and some big spenders. Meanwhile, Blanche has been left in charge of Sophia while Dorothy is away, and Sophia decides this would be the best time to take a trip to Sicily.

A major problem for the Tanner household arises when ALF loses control and becomes addicted to eating cotton.

When the Boss of Bosses, "Nervous" Norman Willis comes to Hazzard, Boss Hogg is terrified and Daisy Duke's life is in danger ... because she has the mobster's little black book.

Lillian is holding a "Miss Yesterday Café" beauty contest at the diner; Buddy and Charles have been chosen to judge the pageant. Charles soon discovers that two of the girls he is dating, Valerie and Wendy, have entered the contest as well as Jamie and Sarah. Sarah's reason for entering is different from the other girls; she is planning to denounce publicly the open display of male chauvinism in beauty contests.