Kay St. Germain

A hurricane is brewing and it's not just outside after Dorothy gets a visit first from Stan with news that he's over her and moving on with his life. Dorothy quickly discovers who he's moving on with, her sister, Gloria. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose hold a telethon to save a lighthouse.

Lisa is shocked that Hooterville doesn't have a beauty salon. She calls her mother-in-law who ships out her hair dresser Claude. (She blackmails him with one word: Scranton .) Setting up shop on the Cannonball he gives the Hooterville women new hairdos. Now they're too beautiful for farm work.

A lovely young female farmer comes to Oliver for his professional help. He's glad to oblige especially when he learns that she can cook. Lisa first becomes jealous of the time the two spend together. Then she becomes convinced they're having an affair especially after overhearing Mrs. Ziffel describing the plot on her favorite soap opera.

Short on water Mr. Haney contracts Willie the Well-Witcher to find a new spot to dig a well. But once Mr. Haney gets water the Douglases lose theirs. After Willie witches a new well for Oliver the Ziffles' water dries up. After a few more rounds of this Oliver suggests the valley get its water from a reservior. That idea sounds great until the switches are thrown.

The farmers of Hooterville sign up for a government-sponsored agriculture exchange program to Europe. When they realize the $300 cost for tickets is per person not per plane-load they decide to supply their own airplane with Oliver as their pilot.

The last televised wrestling match was such a success that the promoter wants a rematch. Granny isn't interested until Rebecca's parents visit.