Myra Turley

Ross is in agony because brilliant, beautiful professor Charlie (recurring guest star Aisha Tyler)--who usually prefers paleontologists--is instead dating shallow Joey. Nevertheless, Ross helps the desperate Joey pretend to be intelligent to impress Charlie--with mixed results. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's annoying ex-girlfriend, Janice (recurring guest star Maggie Wheeler). And Rachel argues with Phoebe over a corporate-owned spa chain that Phoebe detests.

Gaby accuses Carlos of sabotaging her new relationship; Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like part of the family; Bree's dinner guest shocks the Wisteria Lane residents.

A man injured in a bar fight (Colin Farrell) teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest.

J.D. falls for a bartender who is fascinated by his profession and wants to visit him at the hospital.

When Kelso discovers a box of donated toys at the precinct, he mistakenly brings it home for the guys to play with; Hyde refuses to accompany Jackie to the Christmas event.

When a dog trainer is found dead at home, her champion Rottweiler is the prime suspect. As the team investigates this unlikely killer, Maura has a peculiar interaction with Kent (recurring guest star ADAM SINCLAIR – 24: Live Another Day).