Patricia Gebhard

Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentine's Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Meanwhile, Carrie and Holly go out, with Carrie giving Holly tips to land a man. Also, when Arthur and Spence go to up a pick a date for the holiday, he accidentally gets himself a date that is old enough to be his grandmother.

Carrie plugs Danny to do some landscaping for her new gynecologist, but when Danny gets greedy with the bill she worries he'll dump her as a patient.

J.D. points out what seems to be a technical mistake to Dr. Kelso, but it was really an attempt of Dr. Cox to save a woman without insurance using a dead guy's insurance. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox show J.D. their different ways of looking at medicine. Meanwhile, the Janitor intimidates J.D., Elliot discovers the healing powers of her boobs and Turk gives Carla a pen he thought he took from the Lost and Found box.

J.D. is forced to spend more time with Dr. Cox as his relationship with Danni (Tara Reid) progresses; Dr. Kelso punctures his eardrums, giving staffers an opportunity to tell him how they really feel about him.