Pattie Tierce

When Earl (Jason Lee) decides to cross number twenty-four off his list, "stole a red take-a-number machine," he finds that he has to first convince Randy (Ethan Suplee) it's the right thing to do. Randy's (Ethan Suplee) fondness of the machine is revealed in a flashback to New Year's Eve 1999 when the gang confuses Y2K with the apocalypse leading them to believe they are the last surviving people on the Earth. Jaime Pressly, Nadine Velazquez and Eddie Steeples also star.

While investigating the appearance of a freakish creature in a rural town the agents uncover a dangerous genetic experiment that has spun wildly out of control.

Julia gives the money-conscious Allison one week to get an overdue payment from wealthy client Les Pittman, while Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank in order to get pregnant again.

After hours of aimless driving, Nancy, ignoring Shane's suggestion of hiding out in Pittsburgh, hatches a plan for the family to cross into Canada. Andy is tasked with acquiring fake IDs. Silas must decide if he's willing to live on the lam. Elsewhere, Esteban must answer to authorities regarding Pilar's murder and Nancy's whereabouts.

John is accused of being a creature of habit and as a result, tries a new restaurant. His new adventure leads to a string of mishaps amongst Reggie, Margaret, Bob, Linda and Jake. (TV-PG)

Eli takes up the case of a prisoner who is coincidently Keith's ex-client; Taylor and Matt take on a case of gay chimps in love - separated by their zoo's right wing board.