A misdirected sext of a mystery vagina causes chaos. Taystee and Pennsatucky pull out all the stops for the prison election.
As Thanksgiving approaches, Piper’s never felt so alone. Pennsatucky forms an unholy union as she finally makes her move. Pornstache closes in on Red.
Piper must face the aftermath of her battle with Pennsatucky.
Piper gets creative in order to grow her business; Crazy Eyes' sci-fi sex story for drama class is a hit; Alex doesn't trust new inmate Lolly.