Terry Phillips

Oliver has collected soil samples from his farm for the university to analyze. When the samples are accidentally spilled Oliver's mother siezes the opportunity to get her son off the farm; she mixed the dirt with products from her cosmetics bag.

Oliver is invited to New York to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet but he arrives with an unexpected stowaway. Meanwhile the Ziffels fear that they'll lose Arnold to Mr. Haney who's trying to take the pig in lieu of a debt that he claims the Ziffels owe him.

Betty Jo faces the perplexing problem of which of four gowns to wear in her wedding.