Art Mann Presents

Spread joy and merriment. Spread joy in your legs. Nice. This week, we're in San Francisco. The drunk Santas are at it again. New city, same old thing, right? Santa's boozing is really just priceless. Role the opening theme and let's go find some, oh I already see some boozing Santas on the way here. Look at that. Roll that theme, they're getting excited now.

This week, the World Series of Beer Pong. Beer Pong is going worldwide, baby. Hey you guys, how you doing? Welcome to the show. We're in Las Vegas this week. Take her up for the World Series of Beer Pong -- $50,000 on the line. This is going to be drunk people participating sort of in an athletic activity I guess, right? It's a game. It's the largest event of its kind in the world. That's Planet Earth, the whole planet. So let's do it. Let's go.

It's New Years! Happy New Year, Las Vegas! Vegas for New Years! If you're not here, there's something freakin' wrong with you! That is Las Vegas Boulevard. They closed the street. There are no cars allowed. But drunks are encouraged.

It's a party with a few golfers on the side. This is the greatest party on grass. There is golf here? Shut up!

I'm in St' Louis for Mardi Gras. Okay, and a lot of you might be thinking, Mardi Gras, St' Louis? You're supposed to be in New Orleans, jackass. Okay, just settle down. Stop the name calling. We received tons of emails saying that we are missing out. And although it's freezing here, it's actually just snowed. This Mardi Gras is the 3rd largest in the world behind only New Orleans of course, and Rio. That's what they claim; I don't know - who's checking that? Let's go, let's go. Oh, by the way, I think this thing is looking good. We've already seen vomit on the sidewalk, and people drinking at breakfast. Come on.

Welcome to the show. You are looking at the city of New Orleans. Now what are we doing this week? We are not down here for Mardi Gras, no. Everyone else does that. We're down here for Lundi Gras, it's the Monday before Mardi Gras. And the locals will tell you, this is the party. Okay? It starts now, all sorts of festivities right here. All sorts of eating down there, which we like. And there's a rarade in between. But of course, it ends up on Bourbon Street with lots of boozing. But Lundi Gras is the party, and we are going to show you that right now. Lundi Gras, it means Monday Gras.