Gnarfs

Freeman teaches the Gnarfs arithmetic. Unfortunately, he doesn't take into account that the examples he gives using chomps and numbers of clubs don't really introduce the Gnarfs to arithmetic, but stir up much more primitive drives.

Freeman attempts to teach the Gnarfs manners. He starts off with the rule ladies first. A large number of doors are set up in front of the rocket, which the Gnarfs then use for completely different purposes.

Freeman believes a regular daily routine would benefit the Gnarfs. In his attempt to make them work, he turns into a pre-modern capitalist.

Freeman mistakenly holds a dirty sheet of paper to be a relict from primeval times of Planet Moppa. He concludes from it that the Gnarfs were once intelligent. A big mistake, as it turns out.