Meet Victoria Gotti and her three sons. In an attempt to finally get over "the ghost" of her former marriage, Victoria hires a real estate broker to help her sell the family home. Then she meets with a celebrity matchmaker to set up a blind date.

Family turmoil ensues when Victoria discovers that her ex-husband has sent Frankie an ATV for his birthday. Frankie wants to drive his new toy wherever he wants, but Victoria is terrified that he'll hurt himself.

During a hectic day at the office, Victoria meets a male model named Rob and they exchange phone numbers. Meanwhile, John prepares to get a tattoo memorializing his grandfather. When Victoria confronts him, the two get into a huge argument.

Victoria takes her boys and 10 of their wildest friends on what she hopes will be a week of peace and quiet in Miami. Man, is she wrong. The boys "de-pants" their friends, terrorize their two chaperones, and get into trouble with hotel security.

As her oldest son's graduation and after-party loom in the near future, Victoria's schedule spins out of control, prompting her to look for a new personal assistant. On the day of the soiree, tensions rise, pitting brother against brother.

In the hands of Victoria Gotti, a dinner party is no small affair. As the event grows nearer, her frustration reaches a fever pitch, sending two of her helpers into a hilarious frenzy of preparation.