Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show. Guest: Jeff Deane Turner.

Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man. A very special makeover goes awry, and Hollywood is attacked by death, again. Jeff Deane Turner reviews a movie.

Derrick pulls a classic Hot Package episode from the vaults. The clock ticks for two HP teen reporters possible Iranian execution; fashion computer IB Hem weighs in; and a razor blade flying disk seals one man's fate. Guest: Jeff Deane Turner.

With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun -- except things get tense, and Anastasia makes Perry cry in front of a real doctor.

Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.

Hot Package has up-to-the-nanosecond coverage of the musical war raging across North America. Derrick interviews movie star Jennifer Day, and an HP reporter puts her life on the line.